Someone sucks

Okay, I need to vent before I rip a woman I don't know very well a new one whenever she FINALLY deigns to show up at my door with her daughter's Girl Scout cookie money. Can I just say that YOU SUCK if you don't return phone calls to the cookie mom? YOU SUCK if you ignore cookie deadline related emails. YOU SUCK if you are 2 days past the deadline I emailed and called you about numerous times. YOU SUCK because you are making it so I won't be able to get to the bank on time today, seeing as how YOU are the person whose money I'm waiting on in order to write a big, fat $2,000 check to the Girl Scouts. And you are REALLY going to suck if our troop's check bounces as a result. You truly suck for making it so that I'll have to put my screaming, just-woken-up-from-her-nap baby into the car soon to drive through rush hour traffic to the Head Honcho Lady's house, which is all the way over in Bumfuck, NC. Because of YOU, oh sucky one, my girls will have their bath late--and yes, they do need them tonight--and then by the time we get around to a late dinner the baby will be screaming her head off at me again. Then my older daughter will get to bed late and will wake up all pissy tomorrow. All because of your flat-out rudeness and suck-ass irresponsible behaviour. Damn, do you ever really suck.

My 2-year tenure as cookie mom for Troop X is officially over after this. I'm sick of these bitches.