Friday, May 26, 2006
Ladies, I lost those 5 pounds I gained over the weekend. But before you hate me for my amazing success with the miraculous 5-day no dessert/no drinking diet, let me hastily assure you that it was only because it was 5 pounds worth of PMS bloating. Which I'd almost forgotten about given that it's been almost TWO YEARS since I experienced it. It has been a long time since I was this happy to have a period, but let me just say here that I am damn happy to have a period! It gives me the most cheerful, optimistic feeling that I have my body back to myself again. I AM still nursing Bean, but only two times a day, when she wakes up and as part of her bedtime routine, and I plan to wean her completely by July. My boobs are totally shrinking back to their miniscule, non-nursing size. I can wear things during the days that don't require access, fer chrissakes! Feel the love, y'all. This is worth having itty bitty ones again.